Why do you hang out with boys?
Because I don’t like girls.
Why don’t you like girls?
Mess causes me stress.
Catty and chatty make me batty.
When I hang out with the fellas
I don’t need to compete
Or change myself in any way
To feel complete.
I fit in with my boys
Because we like the same toys
And none of them get mad for no reason.
None of them laugh when I wear something out of season.
In other words, I feel free to just be me
Without all the drama in the club of “She”.